Friday, June 14, 2013

RELEASE DAY: Fondled and Gobbled: Back For More (GUEST POST by Lea Barrymire)

Ring that gong... we've got another release!
Fondled and Gobbled: Back For More is available today through Ellora's Cave

A bakery owner gets much more than she expected from her discount android’s determination to serve her. A lovelorn stalker does whatever it takes to have the muscle man of her dreams. Two alien warriors experience the inconveniences and pleasures of being forced into human bodies. A woman has always known she was destined to join the paranormal world of shifters, and tonight all of her dreams—or nightmares—come true.

If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.


Oh... and there are more of this hilarious books. Check out the first two Fondled and Gobbled books...


 The perfect man—with the imperfect cock and oral skills. The Dom who isn’t a dom, and the man who proves it to him. The alien with dessert-flavored semen and three cocks. The older man (a kajillionaire with a penthouse in Seattle…) who has limitless ability to come all night with his naïve little virgin. A woman on a diet who craves a feast of meat and finds herself five Broadshaft Brothers who can deliver.

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The virgin whose carefully planned hymen removal doesn’t work out the way romance novels told her it would. A busty broad doing what she can to get over her penis anxiety—assisted by a cadre of male strippers. A not-so-bright (and not so “big”) alien who comes to claim his life-mate, and the Earth girl who wants to be claimed at all costs. A cursed, mute shapeshifter who needs to pop his cherry with his unsuspecting fated mate…

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 AND... we have two more coming out this summer!

~Lea Barrymire
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Side note from Sarah:
I was at work and got an email from Lea that she did a guest post for me. I was on my lunch break and my co-worker looked at me funny when I did a mini happy dance in the car!  Thanks Lea for the first guest post!  Congrats on the latest release ladies!!  

2 comments:

  1. Thanks for letting us crash the party! ~Lea

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  2. You are more than welcome!

    Thank you for using my blog as part of the release day party!!

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